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**References to 4 8 15 16 23 42 in his posts and signatures.
 
**References to 4 8 15 16 23 42 in his posts and signatures.
 
**His latest gimmick which is technically under his Lost gimmick is an obsession with two similar characters portrayed by actress Elizabeth Mitchell. The most obvious being her character Juliet in Lost, the second being Edele from the 2006 feature film Running Scared. After hearing of the new actress to appear on Lost ruby immediately looked her up on IMDb and read all the wikipedia pages for the movie’s she’s been in to find that she portrayed a pedophile in the aforementioned Running Scared. This of coarse caught ruby’s attention as he is a sick fuck. After attempting to rent the movie he searched for the specific scene on YouTube, only to find and view part one[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHY8DD_dicI] and two[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueKSE0giv4]. To his delight the small part was made memorably disturbing by the eerie mother-like grooming and molestation of three children. Ruby proceeded to masturbate furiously and made the conscious decision to start a gimmick by making aprox 15 “head smilies” out of high-res images of Mitchell’s character Juliet smirking in an equally creepy manner and spamming with them on the ytmnsfw forums by coming onto the younger members of the forum and in some cases himself by holding conversations switching between use of the Juliet smilies and his own replies. This only goes to show how much of a loser ruby is and he should probably kill himself.
 
**His latest gimmick which is technically under his Lost gimmick is an obsession with two similar characters portrayed by actress Elizabeth Mitchell. The most obvious being her character Juliet in Lost, the second being Edele from the 2006 feature film Running Scared. After hearing of the new actress to appear on Lost ruby immediately looked her up on IMDb and read all the wikipedia pages for the movie’s she’s been in to find that she portrayed a pedophile in the aforementioned Running Scared. This of coarse caught ruby’s attention as he is a sick fuck. After attempting to rent the movie he searched for the specific scene on YouTube, only to find and view part one[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHY8DD_dicI] and two[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueKSE0giv4]. To his delight the small part was made memorably disturbing by the eerie mother-like grooming and molestation of three children. Ruby proceeded to masturbate furiously and made the conscious decision to start a gimmick by making aprox 15 “head smilies” out of high-res images of Mitchell’s character Juliet smirking in an equally creepy manner and spamming with them on the ytmnsfw forums by coming onto the younger members of the forum and in some cases himself by holding conversations switching between use of the Juliet smilies and his own replies. This only goes to show how much of a loser ruby is and he should probably kill himself.
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***Juliet is scheduled to release a rap album intituled "So I Heard You Liked Mudkips?" based on how to groom children (this may be a hoax or a publicity stunt).
 
*Ruby has taken a liking to the product Rapex[http://www.rapestop.net/index.asp]
 
*Ruby has taken a liking to the product Rapex[http://www.rapestop.net/index.asp]
 
*Ruby would also like to ride segways[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JgIYblhbWI] with spinnaz on dem.
 
*Ruby would also like to ride segways[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JgIYblhbWI] with spinnaz on dem.

Revision as of 09:28, November 22, 2006

rubycalaber
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Join date
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Avg. site rating: **
Avg. vote rate: *****
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The fuck is this shit?

Rubycalaber is an IGN fag who joined YTMND due to online peer pressure early 2005. He makes shit YTMNDs that prove the internet is a bad place and he only goes to the front page to look for porn and to troll other users. Rubycalaber sometimes puts an X after his name because he thinks it is cool. Rubycalaber joined the ytmnd forums mid 2005 and was told to gtfo and called an IGNigger until around the time when the ytmndsfw forums were opened where he is the 8th registered user and is having a super happy fun time joking about myspace and Niggers stealing his bikes, he is now a well loved member of the regular community where he spreads great lulz about incest and Lost.

Ruby posted on alol for a few seconds and had the best sig ever that was more epic than Lord of the Rings.[1]

Rubycalaber really likes Lost, he watches it at least once a day and jerks off to it, he makes 4 8 15 16 23 42 jokes and is generally a nerdy fag about it, this is why he uses actor Matthew Fox as his avatar on most forums and such shit, so much so that it was believed plausible that he was actually Matthew Fox, which still hasn’t been seriously dismissed by either Matthew Fox or ruby himself.

Ruby is short for rubycalaber.

Gimmicks

  • Incest with his sister.
    • It is unknown if he even has a sister.
    • Gimmick is still fresh and full of comic gold.
  • Liking Lost allot.
    • Always asking people to watch.
    • References to Lost actors and plots.
      • Matthew Fox.
        • Has a hot cock.
    • References to 4 8 15 16 23 42 in his posts and signatures.
    • His latest gimmick which is technically under his Lost gimmick is an obsession with two similar characters portrayed by actress Elizabeth Mitchell. The most obvious being her character Juliet in Lost, the second being Edele from the 2006 feature film Running Scared. After hearing of the new actress to appear on Lost ruby immediately looked her up on IMDb and read all the wikipedia pages for the movie’s she’s been in to find that she portrayed a pedophile in the aforementioned Running Scared. This of coarse caught ruby’s attention as he is a sick fuck. After attempting to rent the movie he searched for the specific scene on YouTube, only to find and view part one[2] and two[3]. To his delight the small part was made memorably disturbing by the eerie mother-like grooming and molestation of three children. Ruby proceeded to masturbate furiously and made the conscious decision to start a gimmick by making aprox 15 “head smilies” out of high-res images of Mitchell’s character Juliet smirking in an equally creepy manner and spamming with them on the ytmnsfw forums by coming onto the younger members of the forum and in some cases himself by holding conversations switching between use of the Juliet smilies and his own replies. This only goes to show how much of a loser ruby is and he should probably kill himself.
      • Juliet is scheduled to release a rap album intituled "So I Heard You Liked Mudkips?" based on how to groom children (this may be a hoax or a publicity stunt).
  • Ruby has taken a liking to the product Rapex[4]
  • Ruby would also like to ride segways[5] with spinnaz on dem.

Likes

  • Lost.
    • Everything to do with Lost. Ever. Anything.
  • Lulz.
  • Cocks.
    • Anal penetration.
      • Being raped.
  • Elizabeth Mitchell.
  • Playing PS2.
  • Pretending to be a girl in lesbian chat rooms and having hot lesbian cyber, ironically, to feel less of a fag.
  • Torture.
  • Blowing shit up.
  • Cancer.
  • RAGE.
  • Cats.
  • Himself.
    • Jerking off.
      • Masturbating to TV shows.
        • Fapping to Sugar Rush.
        • Jacking it to Friends.
        • Cumming every time Jack Bauer tortures someone on 24.
          • Or kills anyone.
            • Or is onscreen.
        • House.
    • Naked pictures of fanfare.
  • The Internet.
    • Being told to get a life.
    • Cyber terrorism.
    • Counter-Strike: Source.

Dislikes

  • Pretty much everything.
    • Pretty much everything not on the Likes list.
  • Moderate to extreme faggatory.
  • Jews taking his money.
  • The Cyber Terrorism Unit.
  • Jews in general.
  • Niggers (just joking goddamn it)
  • Humans.
  • YouTube videos that aren’t about Lost.
    • Not watching Lost.
  • Jews.
  • Christmas.
  • Hanukkah.
  • Adverts/Commercials that arnt for the movie Ultraviolet or Lost.
  • Myspace.
  • Jesus.
  • The McDonalds marketing campaign “i’m lovin’ it”.
  • Xbox.
  • Snakes/Muslims/bombs on a plane.
  • Furries.
    • Hot yiff.
      • Hot gay yiff.
  • Not having a cock in him.
  • Being away from the Internet for more than 4 hours.
    • Getting a life.
  • Not using the Lost numbers every 15 seconds.

Trivia

  • Ruby has written 6 songs which he based on slipknot songs because he has shit taste in music.
    • Gummy Bears - About incest with his sister.
    • Not Quite Gay Yet - About hot incest with his sister.
    • The Best Kind of Nigger - About dead Niggers.
    • Abortion = lulz - About dead babies.
    • Jews - About Jews.
    • I'll Show You RAGE - About RAGE.
  • Has been using computers since he was 4.
  • Internets at mach 16.
  • Has watched each episode of Lost at least 4 times.
  • Is a lvl 23 lulz warrior.
  • Can hold his breath until he passes out and has done this twice in his life.
  • Has a cat and would never ever set it on fire.
  • Is currently writing a book about cyber terrorism.
  • Has a Jesus Stick. Not joking.
  • Firmly believes Jews did 9/11.
  • Heard Vitafin and Roflbrothel fuck live over Skype and is probably getting laid by one of them.

Quotes

  • ”GOD IS A FAGGOT Nigger WHO LOVES COCKS UP HIS ASS”
  • “this is the most fun I’ve had since I last played counter strike”
  • “I’m as hard as math homework is for a Nigger
  • Nigger Ay Wil Suk Yo Dick”
  • ”if she doesnt have a cock im hearing nothing of it.”
  • ”I'm so gay that two cock sucking Niggers hardly turns me on, I need at least 5 cocks in one image to even think about getting an erection.”
  • "I was at an all weekend bloodorgy and I come back here to find the 2 image limit is gone and some bullshit about hetrosexual sex."
  • "I cant tell if its cp or not this is so much fun"
  • "excuse me sir but is that car on fire?"
  • "and little boys noone gives a shit if your a girl pedo"
  • "sucking dicks is serious buisness"
  • "as long as you have a nice cock that is fine"
  • "IM SHAKIN!! IM SHAKIN BUT IMM STILL MOLESTIN KIDS!!! COME ON, TRY AND AREST!!! TRY AND AREST ME!!! BOOM! CHILDSHOT!!! YYEEEEEEEHH!! HAHAH!!! I CAN JACK OFF ALL DAY I CAN JACK OFF ALL DAY COME ON COME ON GIVE ME SOME CP WATCH SOME LOST AND BOOM! CPSHOT!!! YEEEEEEHHHH!!!!!"

Censorship

Ruby's YTMND Wiki page has been recently censored as a complaint was made in his talk page by user Smiddle due to the term "Nigger" being used 12 times.

Disclaimers

Rubycalaber does not approve of the lynching of Niggers, unless convicted and sentenced to death by a democratic government, the molestation of children, unless by a resident of a nation with a low age of consent or the sucking of dicks against the will of it's owner.

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