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"Barack Obama watches Hentai" is a YTMND by me based on bigmac2112's "Chris Tucker watches Hentai". It was the 258th site on my list at the time.

Plot

While Obama's presidential win is widely regarded as a legendary coup for blacks and comic book nerds, it was only recently that his comic obsession gave way to watching animated pornography in the style of Japanese manga. After borrowing the seminal DVD Hentai from Chris Tucker, Obama checks the Chapter List in the case and fast-forwards to its NanohaCutie Honey scene sixty-one percent through. Epic ensues, for once Obama reaches the fateful chapter he proclaims "Our time for change has come!" so loudly that he begins to resemble the nation's first black president and almost everyone in his neighborhood visits to watch as well. (Chris Tucker, curiously, does not join.) In comes Clara Peller, who shouts "Hey, where's the beef?" when she notices Honey's lack of features. Ludacris, famous for his modesty and restrained use of vulgarity, gives an equally modest comment about her bare breasts. Chad Warden, always crazy over the PS Triple and women, rubs his spiky hair all over Obama's TV screen as Honey's hair flows. Tucker is quickly spared from the resulting scratchy noise.

Honey's magic farting army of Kermits appears throughout the scene to do magic, fart, and act like an army of Kermits. After they have fully removed her clothes (with magic), pioneering anime character Cutie Honeyunemployed stripper Saler Mune jumps in front of the camera and yells ear-splitting nonsense to avoid reliving bad memories. The scene itself is tame, but metaphorical: Honey kisses a magic ball and launches it away (while Joe Buck hangs a printed Google Images search result for "baseball" from a clear string in front of it and makes a self-deprecating play call), and a metallic arc and staff assemble around it. The Juggernaut (bitch) and Vince "THAT'S GOTTA HURT" McMahon celebrate, while that guy from Queer Eye falls over in shock at the staff's length. The ball starts talking: Michael BoltonThe Rock is understandably confused, but SAILORMOONRED quickly explains and The Rock asks no further.

Alex Jones becomes the ultimate foe in the story, when he sees Michael Jordan's sudden guest appearance as Cutie Honey's sidekick and Jordan assigns her a challenging basketball shot as she gains new epic clothes. Jones thinks Jordan was daring him and conspiring to sideline him with a sports-related injury, and refuses to attempt it. He tries to enter Honey's animated world by jumping into the television, but is repelled by her equally epic hair. After Buck makes a lame baseball score pun, he somehow makes it through and tries to grab Honey's staff, but is subdued and reduced to a glowing blue noise-blob by her and her Kermit army. Brian Williams looks on from his office at Mainstream Media—from which he rules Japan and designs hentai tie-in merchandise—and reveals his mysterious true form, Nicer-Haired Chad Warden. The cliffhanger compels anyone who is still reading this section to vote 5.

Development

The site took roughly three days to create. Snapshots of the source video were taken with Media Player Classic with ffdshow; its sound was extracted with VLC media player. Images were edited with GIMP 2.6.6 and sound was mixed in Audacity 1.3.8. After submission, I decided to watch it to celebrate, and soon got my first bluescreen in over eight months; recovery was quick.

Two other features were planned: a small dialogue in which a character would say that Nanoha's a virgin and Cutie Honey would say her "Ah, but I did hit it" dub line from episode 2; and the text "(lol, owned)" shown as Honey's face hovers over Nanoha's naked body. Neither were or will be added.

Sources

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