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| − | "MySpace Haley", a 15-year-old MySpace user named Haley, the victim of spamming due to the immense popularity of her MySpace profile. Her YTMNDs include "Haley Doesn't Change Facial Expressions", and two original songs by [[DZK]] ("Haley - What's Your Age Again", set to music to the Blink-182 song "What's My Age Again?"
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| − | ) and "Haley - Her First Train Ride", the latter with quite explicit lyrics which many felt were distasteful.
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| − | '''Lyrics to "Haley - What's Your Age Again?" by DKZ:'''
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| − | I met a girl on the Internet<br/>
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| − | her name was Haley<br/>
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| − | I said to give me sex<br/>
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| − | she said: “I’m only twelve”<br/>
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| − | I said that shit is cool<br/>
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| − | I used to be in middle school!<br/>
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| − | But then again that was back in ‘93<br/>
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| − | and now I’m twenty-six I kinda see<br/>
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| − | how you and me could be a cronto girl<br/>
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| − | don’t go out and tell the world<br/>
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| − | just try to act your age and then<br/>
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| − | wait, what’s you’re age again?<br/>
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| − | what’s your age again?<br/><br/>
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| − | Later on, I found her fan club,<br/>
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| − | I joined right up, and then I scanned one<br/>
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| − | or two pics of my nuts, a couple of my dick<br/>
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| − | and then I send em all at once<br/><br/>
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| − | And that was about the time her daddy called me up<br/>
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| − | and told me he’d rip off my balls and stuff<br/>
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| − | if I should ever try to touch his girl<br/>
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| − | I told him that she’s growing up<br/>
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| − | and someone has to show her what<br/>
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| − | what to suck and fuck<br/>
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| − | That’s when he hung up.<br/>
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| − | Alright so check it out<br/><br/>
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| − | after that phone call i felt a little bad, right<br/>
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| − | so I was gonna call her house y'know<br/>
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| − | and be a little apologetic, so<br/>
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| − | I call up, she picks up the phone and she's like<br/>
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| − | “This is Hayley”<br/>
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| − | And I'm like, something snapped in me, I'm like<br/>
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| − | “Do a barrel roll!”<br/>
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| − | She's like “what?”<br/>
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| − | I'm like “Do a barrel roll!”<br/>
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| − | She's like “What is a barrel roll? Who is this”<br/>
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| − | I'm like “This is Brian Peppers! Do a barrel roll!”<br/>
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| − | She's like “Oh my God, not Brian Peppers!<br/>
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| − | The guy with the big eyes!<br/>
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| − | He's going to molest me!”<br/>
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| − | I'm like “That's right, do a barrel roll!”<br/>
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| − | She was all crying and shit, it was bad<br/>
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| − | And that’s about the time she called the police on me<br/>
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| − | why did she take my shit so seriously<br/>
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| − | and she still act like she’s in six grade yo<br/>
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| − | why cant she grow up a bit<br/>
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| − | it's not like I can penetrate<br/>
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| − | what’s her age again?<br/>
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| − | wait,what’s her age again?<br/><br/>
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| − | Hayley, Hayley, Hayley, o Hayley, Hayley, Hayley<br/>
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| − | open your eyes I wanna skeet skeet skeet<br/>
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| − | I wanna skeet skeet skeet on your face<br/>
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| − | {{Mullet Man}}
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| − | {{omerge}}
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| − | {{fad}}
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